Funny comic birthday greetings to a woman

I wish you immodest profit
A huge bank account in a Swiss bank
Outside the city a large cottage
Strong health in addition

Great victories in the affairs of cupid
Canary and Cote d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

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We wish you happiness and a little sadness,
We wish your friends not to be upset
So that pain and grief do not meet
So that joys and jokes do not end,
So that there will be spring in the middle of winter and summer,
So there was a lot of light.
And let everything conceived be done,
After all, for the sake of this, it was worth being born!

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Happy Birthday:
Favorite and valuable
Beautiful and tender
Magical, wonderful
Heavenly woman.
Be loved by friends
Always smart in dealing with enemies.
I wish you well
To fill my eyes with fire
So that you are filled with passion
I experienced maternal happiness.
Happy birthday lovely woman
Like an angel descended from heaven.

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Happy birthday, my dear
I congratulate you!
There are many congratulations,
They can’t be counted now:

The radiant sun
Coffee in the morning.
A guy with a broad-shouldered
To cook myself.

To love and please
He brought money
Kissed and pampered ...
And idolized!

Kids so they don’t upset,
To take care of you
Mom’s heart was warmed
And they grew healthy!

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Today is a holiday, it is only for you
Let everyone congratulate, do not be shy,
Wanting to stay sweet forever
Let everyone recognize how they can:
In love, confession, in happiness and sin
In those passionate thoughts that lie in my heart
All wishes on your birthday
Help warm the soul with joy.

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Feminine happiness and family joy,
I wish you a birthday
Less sadness, less muck
May fate bring on the way.
I want to be a steel woman
To make you happy
And love will serve as the reward
At which evil dies completely.
Do not blame and forget the moments
When the heavens turned away
Celebrating a holiday, a birthday,
Know that you are my love.

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Crash on a birthday party
Arrange a mass parade,
Raise the bar for everyone,
And tell about your talent.
How are you dodgy
Submissive woman with a dream
Sometimes you are agile
Men are not easy with you.
You are an angel, rushed to us from heaven
How Eve brought life to everyone
Abused men
But for others, love bore.

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Oh woman, we congratulate you
We wish you love, health and dreams
After all, without her, there’s no way to live now,
A scientist without a dream is a fool.
A dream of fantasy breeds
And brings something new
I wish a woman to dream
Dreams come true soon.
I wish you desires
You will execute them, I know
Desires help you live
Strive for happiness, do not push,
And cherish the thirst for life.

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Your birthday has come
Your dream come true
This holiday is for fun
He is only for you.
You are a wonderful woman
Award for men
To fall in love with you
There are many reasons.
Beautiful is like a goddess
Pretty like spring
Congratulations to our miracle,
Happy Birthday.

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All so businesslike
Elegant, cool.
Happy birthday, beautiful
Be always such a lapul!
Laugh more often, smile
Never be arrogant.
Rest always with taste
Limitations are all away.
Stacked combed with mousse -
And have fun all night!

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No! The woman is not to blame
When does this date come -
Here the calendar is to blame.
And you, contrary to all dates,
Still young in soul
Slender, elegant and light.

We won’t wish you much,
You can’t count all your merits ...
So stay for God's sake
Always the way it is!
And age is not a problem,
We survive all the anniversaries!
Indeed, in life, the main thing is always,
So that the soul does not age.

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Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All problems and worries
Were like a microbe!

And more in the life of laughter
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And love to know in full!

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I did not have time to wash
I did not have time to shave!
I really didn’t have time to get dressed!
Finish a bunch of different things!
I did not have time to buy a gift,
Arrive at the party on time!
Accept by what I am
I will drink, I will eat.
I'm really sorry
I ... did not buy a gift.
I was in such a hurry, I was flying so
What ... even this did not have time.
Let me just hug you
And kiss from the heart.

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You are so shy
But at the same time clever.
Why are you sitting so quiet
Nice employee?

After all, today is your personal
Holiday, birthday!
Smile lively,
We want fun!

Our whole friendly team
Loves to party!
Connect your positive
And let's play pranks!

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I want to look - it’s just awesome,
Be the best on the planet
So that for one your tender look
Threw a million to the wind!
I wish to admire the beauty
Without any creams, masks, gels ...
In short, just to be like that
What YOU really are!

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Flashing diamonds in the ears
And with a crocodile clutch
Sweet sweetheart
Which name is Luck.

And he will say to you: "Honey,
Take it all from me.
I know about your birthday
And congratulations to you!

Take the Maserati,
Case helped me with this.
Open the trunk carefully
There is a bridegroom for you. ”

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Let there be fewer critical days
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in your bag
And less dangerous connections!

Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without trouble flights
And so Abramovich asked for his hands,
And joyful life ups!

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Let them give you a little gold on your birthday,
From the USA - some money, and from the Netherlands - flowers,
From cashmere - a coveted coat
Champagne - from the most expensive varieties!

Shine, sparkle and smile radiantly
Be the first, best, fashionable, young!
Go ahead and enjoy life
And may love always be with you!

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Run of the year, as they say,
And not to hide from aging.
But you, girlfriend, do not be sad
You bloom yet, bloom!

Let others worry,
And resort to surgery.
I will not tire of repeating -
You'll be a hundred, like twenty-five!

All friends gathered to come,
They want to please you.
So forget about your age
And finally, set the table.

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So that the chest, like Irene Ferrari,
And the priest so that like Jay Law
So that men open their mouths
They drove in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown to my feet,
And every day they swore love
And in boutiques to dress
Anyone performed a whim.
So that sex is awesome until dawn,
It used to be always loot,
In Egypt, rest all summer,
And travel to Turkey in the winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
So that men swear in love
(I would like to repeat myself)
In short, everything is hurt!

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Let the house fill with laughter
The joke will be a million
The table breaks from the edible
All birthday will be remembered.

And not just the part to the toast,
And when the guests arrived,
Accept gifts soon
Be in shock today.

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I wish you great health,
So that the breast does not hang with a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do you.
And in the early morning at dawn
When there is no strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm be damned
And wild sex woke you up.

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I wish you to live
Nice and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
It is full of money tightly!
I wish the oceans beer
And in them are rams and shrimps
You would become a better captain
I did not get out of the world!

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Happy birthday
In our rules, my friend.
Open the doors soon -
We will give you a lesson.

Let's dance and dance
Sing the songs in chorus
Let the neighbors know ours -
We won’t let you down!

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I wish you to get tomorrow
Fashionable gadget, and a cover for it.
So that you live without illusions
Relaxed in the jacuzzi
To marble fireplace
In a three-story house was
To true friends
Do not envy in vain.

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I wish you all the most beautiful,
The happiest:
Health - Chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is infinite
Youth - eternal
Smiles - Strawberry!
And it will be easier to live.

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May your life be happy
Good luck won't forget you
May joy and goodness, hope and joy,
You will bring a birthday as a gift!
May this day be wonderful
And all dreams come true.
May the sun shine on you everywhere
And the flowers are smiling.
Have a drink this day
Get lost in your apartment
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And do not find your bed!

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We wish you good health, happy walk,
A lot of herring, port and vodka,
Both life and youth in a warm heart,
And a sultry chick we wish in addition.

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I wish you great joy
And happiness is the whole ocean
So that you are always happy with everything.
Not offended by trifles.

I wish you a birthday
Plunge into the fairy world
To be a real hero in life,
And do not find reasons to weaken.

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Today is your birthday
And how many knocked - no matter.
So be forever young
After all, life was given to us only once!
We wish life to the brim,
So that there would be no bad weather in my soul,
In short, without further ado -
Great human happiness!

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So that you live beautifully
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in banks and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you deal with it,
We are already running to you!

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I wish you more rest
At sea, swim and sunbathe.
Celebrate this holiday worthily dashing,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night before dawn!
Fairytale days and fun nights
Good friends to you and friends!

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I want everything to be great
Great amount of cash in the wallet
Great colleagues at great work
At "five" take a break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
With relatives of a great relationship to you,
Excellent health and personal life
Let everything you have is only "excellent"!

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Basket of success, bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday
Health backpack - on fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a pack of bucks - at a meeting!