Funny birthday greetings for men

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You're on your birthday again
Congratulations
One year older
Life keeps a strict account here.

We wish from the heart -
Keep yourself in shape:
Make sure that your hair doesn’t thaw,
And the tummy was not fat!

We wish you to hurry
Important things to do:
Beauty to conquer the heart,
And drink vodka with friends

Do not throw words into the wind
Too much money!
In general, to be always in everything
A real man!

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What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
Guests drunk at the end
All with lipstick on your face!

Oh, what a pity, today I
I can’t be with you
But congratulations sms,
Be beautiful and lovely!

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Congratulations! I wish you
The strength of the male and the attention of the female,
Business to develop to the scale of the universal,
Beer cold in a warm company.
You can once again about women's attention ...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

Less in life to meet frostbitten,
The car is cool and the lights are green,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty)
Soak our enemies in the toilet,
And, accordingly, world peace!

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I wish you a birthday
Don't just get stupid buzz-
A lot of happiness, pleasure,
A little bit more sunny love.
Inseparable ... Divided -
Everything happens in fate.
You be mad and in love
You deserve your love for yourself!

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Birthday boy, where have you been?
You forgot to affix!
As much as you can, your mother,
Free to wait ?!

Where is the liver? Where is the balyk?
Where is the herring? Where is the language?
Where is vodka, cognac, wine?
Been waiting for a long time!

Congratulations
Alcohol and refreshments ...
Now, a different alignment!
Be happy and be rich!

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Happy Birthday
And I want to wish
To our football players
Managed to score.

So that the socks in pairs are
So that petrol does not rise in price,
To make the beer cold
For everyone to respect.

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Birthday for a man -
This is a holiday daring.
After all, men by nature -
This is a fighting people.

They are in the battles of their everyday
Deserve the Order.
At work, or at home
There is a formidable war.

But the birthday man, well done,
Experienced in different defenses,
Remember the years that go by

They are like stars on uniform.

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What to wish a man on his birthday?
More meetings of useful business,
And life is sweeter than the best jam
And do not know the diseases of the genital ...

To have more love in life,
Desirable - several times a day!
That all women love you
And warmed the soul and the bed!

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Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servant
Private yacht!

In the center is a private apartment,
Dress in the boutiques
And get mad only with fat
And you live, as in dreams!

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I wish you on your birthday
To surround joyful faces
So that there is fun and peace
Husband was king, lover - prince!

And money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep and an apartment in the center,
So that your breasts become bigger
Love a sip, but happiness is a centner!

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I wish you a birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement
And there is no end to men

So that a manicure is always in order
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love so that it’s only sweet
So that everyone stands on you!

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I wish a man a birthday,
Be in the center of the circle the next day,
I'm alcohol, chicks, fun
Throw a shadow on your reputation.
We’ll spend money on striptease and entertainment,
Let the limo ride us until the morning
Man cute birthday celebration,
Will go down in history as a passionate time.

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I wish your little one does not grow old
So that everyone who happens to be there is surprised
Soul and body need to get younger,
So that you quickly get used to the girls.
Everything will be "clear" you just need to
And the birthday will fulfill all the dreams
Like I said, you just need to get younger
And your wishes will come true.

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No need to get “lyuley" from your wife,
With friends, you get drunk, because we are kindred to you,
But I promise right away, without fights and fanaticism,
We will keep you love and joy in life.
Girls, grass, women - are not needed today,
All these amusements have long been alien to us,
Culturally, gentlemen, sit down at the table,
And they will congratulate the man until the morning.

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Man! Do not tremble!
Health birthday guards,
In a huge company, do not
We will bring you to a solid boundary.
Open beer and take champagne
But do not allow the position of a stupid,
Without women, it's hard for us to do
Therefore, beware today.
Having gained strength, we go into battle
We stand next to you with feet,
As a compass you lead a brother
And lead us into the world of debauchery.

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Man is a winner
Defender and receiver of the kind,
Responsible parent he
After all, such is his nature.
It’s not dangerous to go into battle with him,
Always help and hold,
May the Lord save him,
He will give hope in life!
When will the day come
And all who are close will gather
Let the light of the house illuminate
May it shine and give strength!

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Men are different in life,
Just write about them does not work.
Still try, it may work
Tell you about a few cases only ...
Men come in - Pusiki, Seals,
And Casanova and Yellowhorotics,
With a prickly look Men bayonets
But all of them are simply, alas, Guys!
You can fall asleep with a duvet
You can be afraid of the Ambala Man,
Man-like-ottoman - sit on the neck
And rely on the sofa man.
A fire man will tear our clothes
Then the bastard man will deceive hope.
The Juan man will bring us flowers
A divorce man will build bridges to us.
And, whatever one may say, they’re light at least,
We also have such men:
Goat man - with an idiotic beard,
Romantic man - with a bottle of vodka,
The man-mattress and the Man- "tomuyat"
Man-chimney and Man- "daipozhrat"
But it’s too early to summarize,
Indeed, in life there is a Man-like-god!
Everything is perfect in it, but whatever one may say,
And where is such a man to find?

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Happy birthday idol!
You decorate our world
Delon fades before you
He does not compare,
And Schwarzenegger is not coming,
Smokes nervously, drinks with grief.
You are the best in the world
Great success awaits you!

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Wish this birthday
So that all your dreams come true
More new achievements
To have a successful life!

I wish you loyal friends
Love is big, mutual, eternal,
So that the wallet is dimensionless,
So that happiness is endless!

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I wish you this day, always
Remained the same chic man
So that young beauties and ripe ladies
Languid sighs everywhere was the reason
So that work is successful
And the credit hole went by,
And the car was to make everyone
From envy at once to salivate!
The refrigerator is always full of beer
On TV - only your favorite shows,
To keep your house warm with feminine care
And a powerful potency in addition to you!

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For your birthday
I wish you luck
Under the flank of a blonde
There’s a car in the garage.

To live like a volcano
He only steamed in the bath,
Sweated only on the beach
As a deputy, he was important.

Account opened in Switzerland,
He drank beer in Bavaria.
Holding luck by the tail
He was healthy and happy.

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Happy Birthday man!
You are smart and so great!
You have steel hands
Your mind is drawn to science!

A look like lightning sparkles
Everything under it is already blazing!
Stay cool
A man so big!

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I wish you happiness! Money! Adventure!
Love so that everything is like the first time!
I will try on this birthday
Tell everyone what you are without embellishment.

Smart. Ambitious and businesslike,
Hardy. Patient and domovite.
And if you sin with friends somewhere,
So this is nonsense, the wife will forgive!

Without flattery and lies I’ll say guys
Today's culprit is name day
A good man with a bad salary
But undoubtedly the best of men!

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How beautiful you are today
Shaved, trimmed, happy
And the shirt is ironed
The gleaming eyes of playful

And the shoes are polished ...
In general, as if you were from a picture!
Cause you're the culprit today
No, not a felon at all -

You are the birthday today
You have a birthday!
Congratulations
And be smart always!

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Happy birthday dear!
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart!
Let the diamonds give you
Hurry up to accept them!

Let there be more money
And love - a million!
Let people not judge you
You are a champion in life!

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I wish the keys to the car
So that you never feel sad!
And all that a man wants is
Beauties with forms always

More cold beer
Salt fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer
Nothing annoyed!

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I want to wish a lot on my birthday
But the main thing is to say
That you are a great person
And I wish you to live a long century.
And may your fate be successful
Not gray, not sad, not dull, not gloomy.
In business always be good luck,
And be happy. No other way.

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I wish good friends -
Those who, if necessary, remain silent,
When the wife will ring:
“I slept with three, four still sleeping.”

I wish to open my own business,
Such as Boeing, Hilton, AK.
To go down in history
Man - a brand for centuries.

I wish you rest once a month stably,
And not on a birthday deadline:
Only you are the ocean and palm trees -
Two weeks face in the sand.

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Man - it sounds proudly!
A man never screams!
Quiet enough words -
A man will reassure anyone!

A man doesn’t waste unnecessary words,
But the word is ready to keep!
And the hardest thing
He decides firmly and boldly!

And instead of empty compliments
And other ladies' moments
We will tell you directly:
You are a real man!

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I want to wish a happy birthday to a man of one
Which car is not Renault, and not Peugeot.
A house with three floors, a bathhouse, a forest, a swimming pool,
In general, do not turn my eyes to me!
Wife - beautiful and smart, charming, slim,
Say, just a sight for sore eyes, well, not a woman - a vision!
Another man loves mother-in-law, very often goes to visit.
Recently, she gave her a dog and christened it in the name of “mother”.
But if you don’t have all this ... (useful),
I wish you inspiration for a great achievement!

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Birthday has come today
So that everyone hurries to congratulate you,
To wish to become a Mr. of the world,
To the cottage, the car was and an apartment,
In friends so that the president himself is
So that everyone gives a present
So that women enchant
In the football hour they didn’t get it,
To be the best among friends,
So that, in general, everything was OK.

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Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All problems and worries
Were like a microbe!

And more in the life of laughter
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And love to know in full!

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Let there be fewer critical days
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in your bag
And less dangerous connections!

Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without trouble flights
And so Abramovich asked for his hands,
And joyful life ups!

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Catch always men's looks
And just choose a prince!
And money - we don’t need much -
So that life resembles paradise!

Let the hairstyle be stylish
And the cellulite is alien to the figure,
Personal life - loving,
Love gives us health!

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What is more important for you:
To be richer or smarter?
In your DR I wish you a swoop
He became a smart oligarch!

To keep the money flowing
And the brains worked.
Well, who will I be?
Your first deputy!

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How important it is to be in time in life:
To plant children and give birth to a house,
And do not forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife ...

All this will be with you, I know for sure
In a different order, maybe, but not the point.
Happy birthday today
Be happy and healthy!

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To eat and drink
So I would like and could
To everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and where it was.
To a cup of wine

To eat and drink
So I would like and could
To everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and where it was.
To a cup of wine.

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I wish to plant trees
Alley, company of sons
To educate. Village houses
Set up for his wife.
And after righteous work
There will come a rest from work:
No need to build companies anymore,
Plant children, raise houses ...

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I wish to be beautiful, like Van Dam,
It’s great to be like a western cowboy.
But in order to have great success with the ladies,
You just need to be yourself!

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Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable fur coat,
And your kitchen - the throne room,
In the corner - caviar with a balyk!

With a knock let the queen come in
And the man puts a bow to you,
There were drinks to drink
Chick mustache would have sweet honey!

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Like a man to a man
Wish i want
Let the melancholy dispel
All you can do!

To stand ... on the table
You have a whole feast!
To everything I wanted
In life you got it!

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The year passed as usual
Birthday approached.
I hasten to congratulate you personally
Let everythnig will be alright.

Let the smile shine
Your gentle lips.
Never leaves
Unearthly beauty!

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Let the vodka pour over the edge
And tables are breaking!
Celebrate your birthday
Like the best balls!

May the girls always come to you
Fly to the light
We wish you happiness and kindness,
So that everything in the world could!

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I wish you red girls
To drive blood in my veins
Different wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach love!

Let the fun of the fairy tale splash
And let every joke understand
I won’t build eyes here,
Good luck awaits you in life!

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