What is a birthday?
Cake, candles, congratulations!
Guests drunk at the end
All with lipstick on your face!
Oh, what a pity, today I
I can’t be with you
But congratulations sms,
Be beautiful and lovely!
***
Congratulations! I wish you
The strength of the male and the attention of the female
Business to develop to the scale of the universal,
Beer cold in a warm company.
You can once again about women's attention ...
Bourgeois money in a leather wallet,
Less in life to meet frostbitten,
The car is cool and the lights are green,
(For beer, I forgot, more salty)
Soak our enemies in the toilet,
And, accordingly, world peace!
***
Three apartments and three villas,
Mercedes in addition to you,
And a wife that does not scold,
Though I do not believe, but I wish!
***
Happy Birthday, Congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish
Beer to drink yeah honey
And let the disease not take,
And so that you are brave and cheerful
The wallet has always been tight
There was success in your affairs
All nuts - on the teeth!
***
On my birthday I wish:
So lucky you everywhere!
To be the first to rest,
Not the last was in labor!
So big was the apartment
The house outside the city is tall!
So that salaries and advances
Didn't fit in your wallet!
So that your health is good -
It’s impossible without him!
So that they don’t forget you
All old friends!
***
What to wish a man on his birthday?
More meetings of useful business,
And life is sweeter than the best jam
And do not know the diseases of the genital ...
To have more love in life,
Desirable - several times a day!
That all women love you
And warmed the soul and the bed!
***
Happy birthday my friend!
Let everything be with you:
And the penthouse and the servant
Private yacht!
In the center is a private apartment,
Dress in the boutiques
And get mad only with fat
And you live, as in dreams!
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I wish you on your birthday
To surround joyful faces
So that there is fun and peace
Husband was king, lover - prince!
And money, well, just a little bit -
To a jeep and an apartment in the center,
So that your breasts become bigger
Love a sip, but happiness is a centner!
***
I wish you a birthday
Elite clothes and cars,
Always pleasant excitement
And there is no end to men
So that a manicure is always in order
And appearance is a pure ideal,
In love so that it’s only sweet
So that everyone stands on you!
***
Happy birthday dear!
Congratulations from the bottom of my heart!
Let the diamonds give you
Hurry up to accept them!
Let there be more money
And love - a million!
Let people not judge you
You are a champion in life!
***
I wish the keys to the car
So that you never feel sad!
And all that a man wants is
Beauties with forms always
More cold beer
Salt fish under it,
So that everything always lasts longer
Nothing annoyed!
***
On my birthday
Do not spare the mood!
And be happy to be stupid!
Let it be fun
One adventure
Brilliant your life path!
***
Successful in business, handsome, strong macho!
We wish you together good, love, good luck!
And so that without interruption in my pockets rustle,
Obstacles, obstacles you avoided skillfully.
And let the heart burn in the chest with hot fire,
In matters of love, we wish you victory and good luck!
And at your work, let it be all right
Let you live in the world sweetly, sweetly!
***
Who the man sleeps with during his life:
Up to 5 years - with a pacifier,
from 5 to 10 - with a bear,
from 10 to 20 - with a dream,
from 20 to 30 - with his wife,
from 30 to 40 - with a stranger,
from 40 to 50 - with any
from 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
from 60 to 70 - with a closed window.
So drink to never
the window did not close!
***
Let it fall, spring, winter and summer
You have enough bank tickets.
***
Happy Birthday
And I wish in life that
All problems and worries
Were like a microbe!
And more in the life of laughter
To the size of an elephant
There were joys, successes,
And love to know in full!
***
I wish it was thick in my pocket,
Bananas and cabbage bloomed
And smile with all your mouth
You smile so well!
***
Let there be fewer critical days
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in your bag
And less dangerous connections!
Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without trouble flights
And so Abramovich asked for his hands,
And joyful life ups!
***
Catch always men's looks
And just choose a prince!
And money - we don’t need much -
So that life resembles paradise!
Let the hairstyle be stylish
And the cellulite is alien to the figure,
Personal life - loving,
Love gives us health!
***
What is more important for you:
To be richer or smarter?
In your DR I wish you a swoop
He became a smart oligarch!
To keep the money flowing
And the brains worked.
Well, who will I be?
Your first deputy!
***
Today is your day and let someone just try to say that you are old! Immediately crack him with a crutch, just put on your glasses so as not to miss! And you still have the strength! Happy Birthday!
***
Your birthday has come!
Salute in your honor, glee!
You are super man! Hero!
Respect for the effort!
***
Happy birthday spouse
My lover and friend
My little lion, penguin,
My sweet orange!
There is a joke in every joke
But there is a truth to the lobule ...
Well, come to me, my dear,
I wish you ... eat!
***
I want to wish you on your birthday:
Great for your mood
Hours work and minutes of idleness,
On weekdays, in the morning, and in the midst of fun,
With your beloved in a cafe, in the boss’s office,
With a thin wallet, with a thick wallet.
And if you still start to lose heart,
Do not hesitate to call your best friends!
***
How important it is to be in time in life:
To plant children and give birth to a house,
And do not forget to build a tree,
And I would like to have a model wife ...
All this will be with you, I know for sure
In a different order, maybe, but not the point.
Happy birthday today
Be happy and healthy!
***
To eat and drink
So I would like and could
To everywhere and everywhere
It was with whom and where it was.
To a cup of wine
There was a sip for me too!
***
My dear girlfriend!
On your birthday
You are like that frog in a fairy tale
Meet your prince!
And you will not meet - it does not matter!
There is a short recipe:
Even a weirdo will become a prince
If you drink vodka!
***
Wish you
Fulfilled all his dreams:
In a five star hotel
All-inclusive for three weeks
Beer, vodka and snack,
But the words on the menu are in Russian!
And around there are only goddesses
In a very narrow bikini!
***
You are real man
Not Uzbek or Tajik.
Smart, strong, groovy!
Birthday will be yours
We will celebrate it together!
On the table is all that is needed -
And the appetizer and the wine -
So we got it!
Congratulations, accept
And come on, pour it!
***
Happy Birthday, Congratulations
And with all our hearts we wish
Beer to drink yeah honey
And let the disease not take,
And so that you are brave and cheerful
The wallet has always been tight
There was success in your affairs
All nuts - on the teeth!
***
Let the house become a palace from a fairy tale,
Sable fur coat,
And your kitchen - the throne room,
In the corner - caviar with a balyk!
With a knock let the queen come in
And the man puts a bow to you,
There were drinks to drink
Chick mustache would have sweet honey!
***
Like a man to a man
Wish i want
Let the melancholy dispel
All you can do!
To stand ... on the table
You have a whole feast!
To everything I wanted
In life you got it!
***
The year passed as usual
Birthday approached.
I hasten to congratulate you personally
Let everythnig will be alright.
Let the smile shine
Your gentle lips.
Never leaves
Unearthly beauty!
***
Let the vodka pour over the edge
And tables are breaking!
Celebrate your birthday
Like the best balls!
May the girls always come to you
Fly to the light
We wish you happiness and kindness,
So that everything in the world could!
***
I wish you red girls
To drive blood in my veins
Different wines, vodkas and sorbets,
What an empty stomach love!
Let the fun of the fairy tale splash
And let every joke understand
I won’t build eyes here,
Good luck awaits you in life!
***
We wish to eat on a platter of gold
Guard to stand with an ax,
Tailcoat fashionable and in the buttonhole diamond,
This should be the situation in life!
***
I wish morale and ruin,
You get subpoenas,
Fire, all good weather ...
Successfully in life Avoid!
***
Druzhban! Live, bloom and smell
Fall in love, burn and "fool around"!
But there are two requests: do not succumb to viruses
And if you can, don’t forget us!
***
Let’s argue for nothing
Calling everyone “horseradish”, “kick”
Congratulations to you, sidekick,
Happy birthday to you!
***
To live life, you need to know a lot.
Remember two rules to start with:
You better go hungry than eat anything
And it’s better to be alone than with anyone.
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Darling can't wait
Come to the new address,
The second entrance, apartment twenty,
Once knock, three call!
***
Happy Birthday,
Put the kettle on the gas soon.
I bring you cookies
We will celebrate now.
There will be a lot of jokes, laughter,
Pour tea into circles.
I’ve almost arrived
Five minutes later, meet!
***
Put the jokes aside
It’s time for great things!
Equally for birthday
Spill a bottle!
***
I wish you to
The soul was radiant
And green bills,
A Ferrari is silver.
I also wish you
In this life not to be arrogant
And let me one time
Ride a Ferrari.
***
No dear, whatever one may say,
No matter how noisy, having heard congratulations,
But every year after thirty
We are all sadder on our birthday!
***
So be healthy!
Live richly
Will allow
Your salary to you!
And if the salary
It will not allow you to live -
Well don't live
No one is captive!
***
Download the file of your love
I’ll put it on a computer,
And then you erase it,
So as not to get to someone.
I will run the LOVE program
A little scared.
I think I got there
Some kind of virus is complex.
***
Health, happiness, money, sidekick,
We wish you! So that - is full of soul!
And remember: you can’t argue with that,
What do you want sidekick.
***
I walked, smoked, the dog runs,
And he says - did you buy a cake?
Today is brother’s birthday!
How? Immediately cast a joke?
***
I’ve been traveling fast for your holiday
And hedgehog ran along the road,
He poured his needles,
And he let me go!
Now I'm alone freezing myself
And I send by SMS-ke “SOS”,
Send a trailer if you can,
With a stock of brand new wheels!
***
I bought you the right gift,
Carried on the wings - and here it is,
I'm sitting downstairs at the entrance
To rise - there is no my strength here!
***
Birthday! Really!
Has it been a year since last?
After all, with that still fun
I didn’t leave!
***
We know that you are waiting for guests in the morning -
Birthday to celebrate.
Congratulations, in a taxi
We are flying like the wind.
***
Let the work wait
Things are resting
On your birthday
Relatives are walking.
I wish you
Do not get drunk too much
And tomorrow, no problem
To come to the service.
***
Like Winnie-the-Pooh, I’ll hurry with a pot,
But I won’t give a tail like an Owl,
I wish you money with a point,
To have enough for your whole life!
And as if it’s folding in a cartoon,
To have a happy ending in everything
This is always the main thing,
In short, I congratulated and well done!
***
Heaps of money and packs
Bank account let it grow
And in the garage there are cars
To envy the people
Not evil bosses
And better - your business
Tenacity and impudence
Routine, sadness down!
Eternal holiday in bed
Well, in the soul - peace
Be merry, careless
Be happy dear!
***
Birthday is the reason
To get close to a man.
Women chic look -
He leads a man!
Rely on instinct -
Neckline like dynamite
Tasty dinner - detonator,
God be with him, that of the restaurant.
The best of gifts
The Negro and the Chinese will say
It's fullness in the stomach
And the emptiness of the eggs!
***
I wish you immodest profit
A huge bank account in a Swiss bank
Outside the city a large cottage
Strong health in addition
Great victories in the affairs of cupid
Canary and Cote d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
***
I wish you happiness and kindness,
Love, family warmth,
Health bunch, sea of laughter.
Well and, of course, success!
May all adversities fly by
Relatives appreciate, respect.
On vacation - to the warmer climes,
And next - your dear!
Fun, colors, sun, light,
Harmonies of soul and summer.
Let the net help to catch
Little fellow is a full chest!
***
I wish you happiness in a beer mug
To ram the laughter gurgling
Give a carat to each girlfriend
Then steal it hastily
To make princesses in a fairy tale dumbfounded
Everyone flew to you at once
What would the Russian horse, in the guise of a new
I rushed to you with a clean field
What would be the place in the minibus
And the traffic police left you without attention
And the fine was like a nightmare
Judge what would not suit you for a race
What would a taxi ride off-road
To friends to go to Zaporizhia
And so to note from the Permit
Its the best birthday!
***
Be like a hare fast, agile.
Like a bear, be soft, kind.
Be like a wolf, you are very brave,
But as a lion, growls are not very!
Stock up on money like a squirrel.
Like a beaver, you build your house.
Be like a swan faithful in marriage
Be a fox at work!
May the authorities love you
And the wife worships.
In general, be yourself
May fate protect you.
***
What we wish for you
Come true, we know that!
To wake up early in the morning
Not on an old couch
And in the luxurious rooms,
In the Caribbean
There is wine on the table
There are a lot of plastic cards
And on each - a million!
And so it was not a dream!
***
Vodka, beer and barbecue -
Dream Birthday.
More women and wine
And the clouds leave.
The trees are spinning
The grass is dancing quietly.
All walks fun
In the nature of the fellows.
May you walk like this every day
What shakes a restaurant or tavern.
May life be more positive
Money, wine and beautiful women.
***
To live like a fairy tale
Shah of Persia, dear!
To give virgins affection,
And there was peace in my heart!
So you meet the princess
And lived with her for many years,
And so that you have children
And so you do not know the troubles!
***
Happy Birthday! Congratulations!
With wishes we begin:
Let health not fail
Goes round longevity.
Let the man’s charge not melt,
Only increases over the years.
And your pockets are bottomless
A lot of money, only green!
We want to wish a man
Happiness is strong, earthly.
Let the sky drop the stars
He fulfills all desires!
***
So we wanted to share the noise of your fun,
Make your friend a little happier
And compile a book volume from wishes
To tell love and respect to everyone in it
This book would be sold in large print runs.
And in all the newspapers of the world they wrote about one thing:
What lives in a country a distant miracle man
Do not find this, even look for a century
You will become a famous star, you will be famous
Radio and television will talk about you
When all this will happen, and your "finest hour" will strike
Humbly ask, oh great, do not forget about us.
***
Happy Birthday!
We wish personal happiness!
To live with a song, do not lose heart,
To whom should - forgive everyone!
You, neighbor, our friend and brother,
Be rich as an oligarch
Be healthy and very strong
Brave, wise and beautiful!
***
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Baby,
Our king, dictator, king,
Your Majesty.
Happy birthday, a strong man,
Our tyrant, man, "kach",
Happy birthday big
Our man is daring.
Happy birthday is our special
Brother, buddy and father,
For beloved handsome,
Interesting, wise smoothie.
Be healthy and interesting
And as always, he’s always cheerful
Don’t love money too much
Live one day, love.
***
Happy birthday to you
I wish you happiness, joy, love.
So that there is no trouble
So that I was with you.
So that friends do not get drunk -
They fell and rose immediately.
So luck never
I have not left you.
So that he was always beautiful.
To never again
I didn’t lean on a crutch,
And stayed healthy.
***
I wish a man a birthday,
Be in the center of the circle the next day,
I'm alcohol, chicks, fun
Throw a shadow on your reputation.
We’ll spend money on striptease and entertainment,
Let the limo ride us until the morning
Man cute birthday celebration,
Will go down in history as a passionate time.
