Let the house fill with laughter
The joke will be a million
The table breaks from the edible
All birthday will be remembered.
And not just the part to the toast,
And when the guests arrived,
Accept gifts soon
Be in shock today.
***
I wish you immodest profit
A huge bank account in a Swiss bank
Outside the city a large cottage
Strong health in addition
Great victories in the affairs of cupid
Canary and Cote d'Azur
Success in all kinds of life
And most importantly, reliable friends!
***
I wish you great health,
So that the breast does not hang with a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do you.
And in the early morning at dawn
When there is no strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm be damned
And wild sex woke you up.
***
I wish you all the most beautiful,
The happiest:
Health - Chocolate,
Fun - grape,
Life is infinite
Youth - eternal
Smiles - Strawberry!
And it will be easier to live.
***
May your life be happy
Good luck won't forget you
May joy and goodness, hope and joy,
You will bring a birthday as a gift!
May this day be wonderful
And all dreams come true.
May the sun shine on you everywhere
And the flowers are smiling.
Have a drink this day
Get lost in your apartment
Friends, relatives do not recognize
And do not find your bed!
***
Happy birthday
In our rules, my friend.
Open the doors soon -
We will give you a lesson.
Let's dance and dance
Sing the songs in chorus
Let the neighbors know ours -
We won’t let you down!
***
Drown in a sea of beer
Never know the problems
Decide all matters yourself
Do not trust friends.
Do not run away from work,
In vain do not scold the kids,
Do not get lost in a round dance,
Coy ruffled admit it.
***
I wish OGO-GO!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little bit ah! Well, you can Wow!
To take your breath away.
Of course, that was WOW !!
And so that FU is very small.
So sometimes HERE IS YES!
“THIS IS YES!” - not nonsense,
“CAN'T BE!” - this is real,
"YES WELL HIM!" - let it be virtual.
Wow! - to surprise me more often,
“WELL EVERYONE FUCK!” - not enough.
And at the request of EGE-GAY!
And to come true, come on, pour it!
***
I wish you to get tomorrow
Fashionable gadget, and a cover for it.
So that you live without illusions
Relaxed in the jacuzzi
To marble fireplace
In a three-story house was
To true friends
Do not envy in vain.
***
I wish you great joy
And happiness is the whole ocean
So that you are always happy with everything.
Not offended by trifles.
I wish you a birthday
Plunge into the fairy world
To be a real hero in life,
And do not find reasons to weaken.
***
After drinking a glass of tea quickly,
I wish without hesitation
So that everything is in openwork,
Learn in graduate school.
Neglect
To all kinds of perversions.
Not to face the intellectual
Freshmen students.
***
In Tuapse you would be sent to the resort,
They say it's warm all year round
Or give you an island
So that you can always fish.
No, we will give you words
They will always warm you
You will read our congratulations
You smile and go to work.
***
Let the house shake with the music
'Cause you have a birthday
Let the fireworks go sky high
And hug everyone, loving!
Let the gifts be by the sea
That you wait so long
Sorrow by the grief
You will find joy, happiness!
***
We congratulate you today
And give you even an elephant
If we buy it at the store,
But, we are not in Africa today.
Better give flowers
We hope you are not allergic
Or a beer big box
So that our holiday is a success.
***
A birthday was invented
To receive gifts
What you conceived a long time ago
Invariably gain!
So let them give money
To have enough for dreams
Withered broom
And all that you want!
***
I wish you to live
Nice and relaxed!
And to have your wallet
It is full of money tightly!
I wish the oceans beer
And in them are rams and shrimps
You would become a better captain
I did not get out of the world!
***
So that you live beautifully
I wish a lot of beer!
In mugs, in banks and in bottles!
A box of beer in the freezer!
And so you deal with it,
We are already running to you!
***
We wish you good health, happy walk,
A lot of herring, port and vodka,
Both life and youth in a warm heart,
And a sultry chick we wish in addition.
***
On Birthday, congratulations from us - this time.
We send good words - these are two.
To be ahead all the time is three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in the world - it seems to be four.
Never lose heart - it's five.
Multiply all that is - it's six.
Being attentive to everyone is seven.
Being always in normal weight is eight, nine, ten.
Well, and on top of that -
Happiness, joy, good luck!
Lives let you not be sad
Cabbage crunches in the wallet
From the car, the key lies in your pocket
A TV remote is waiting on the couch.
***
Wish gold reserves
You have huge
Auto big super class,
So as not to sweat at work!
And let it be on this birthday
Mercedes will give you
Well, also for inspiration -
Apartment, cottage, money press!
***
I wish you more rest
At sea, swim and sunbathe.
Celebrate this holiday worthily dashing,
To wake up with a sore head!
But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night before dawn!
Fairytale days and fun nights
Good friends to you and friends!
***
Birthday is awesome!
Calls are starting ...
Opened the eyelids in the morning
Feel - not to longing.
And everywhere you get
Congratulations from friends.
And nowhere, understand, not to hide -
This holiday is from people.
***
Lovely! What an outfit!
I do not directly recognize you!
However, I’m still glad
What you smiled for me!
You ask - what is suddenly “you”?
Oh, that’s quite logical -
Birthday day, old age soon ...
No hands! Congratulations! The police !!!
***
Wind, calm, snow or rain?
What, answer me, the difference!
Fact - suddenly one year older
Our crazy beauty!
Spit on the weather and the environment,
The main thing is that you are a birthday girl!
I treat you with congratulations
Get the table ready. With me the gifts!
