Cake, gifts, jokes, laughter -
This holiday is not for everyone,
He is only yours today.
Drunk under the table don't howl
Get out and shake off
Drink a glass, smile
And blow out all the candles at once ...
Here is a drunken infection!
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I wish to spin like a squirrel, to be light like a moth, to have nine lives like a cat, and friends like ants in an anthill and listen to the trill of a loved one every day.
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You woke up, stretched
Looked around -
And around the crowd of people
And everyone has food in their hands.
What is incomprehensible ...
We must eat while they give.
Birthday is so nice -
There is a freebie here and there.
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Sorry, friend, I lost my memory, and I don’t remember at all how much you are doing! But this is not important, because you and I know that you are always 20 years old in your soul. With what I congratulate you!
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Shame on you, friend?
Well you have a birthday today!
A knock is not heard
Or clinking glasses of marvelous.
It doesn’t matter ... Pour it!
And we will celebrate this holiday!
Let the neighbors knock on us -
Give them a penalty for this!
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Let everything be the best for you: your wife is a real Cinderella (but only without midnight transformations), children are kind as Snegurochka (but not out of snow), the house is beautiful and cozy (but not gingerbread). Happy Birthday to You!
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Light from the heart!
Oh wait, don't rush
Now you hear my call
I have prepared greetings.
So today at the banquet
Gave thick envelopes
And alcohol encouraged the guests
Then everyone will be more fun!
Let the cake be presented very large,
And there is a striptease - elegant, dark,
That the photographer was not drunk,
And the pictures were flawless!
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I wish a million coins, half a kingdom and a unicorn in addition! And so that the desired thing comes free of charge, without fulfilling the instructions of the cunning king, but simply by right of demand.
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So that with a smile, with a positive,
Without association with beer,
Life is like ripe raspberries
Silver car!
Let the house be like in a fairy tale!
To not work in scrap!
What is in abundance and in abundance
Bullion money was calculated!
So that your health is good:
Eat onions, carrots and turnips!
So that luck and love
With you were again and again!
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I wish that every wish you made would be fulfilled so lightning fast that the famous fish from a fairy tale would wither away from a lack of work!
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Walk your arm with luck
In a car, in an apartment and in a country house
Good days, good ladies
And joyful now a hundred grams!
Well, here again, another, meaningless congratulation, you think. So let my congratulations be special to you! I wish you all the most extraordinary in life. But be careful: dreams come true!
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I wish you health, success, prosperity!
And money to stick to the palms and heels!
Good luck and loyal friends
Huge happiness and sunny days!
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May the Birthday invigorate
The neighbor behind the wall swears
Let them sound all over the district “Hurray! »Friends and girlfriend toast
And the hops are splashing in your apartment
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Catch like an airplane
Flap your hands
Get a fly from happiness
And tremble with the rays!
Have lots of party sex
Holiday those novels.
Go with Martini without hesitation!
And money out of pockets.
Those oligarchs and Monsieur,
Nishtyak, all without deception,
Bathe in chic and underwear.
And caiman bags.
All this is just for you
Wish you happy birthday
Fate presents me too
For you to enjoy!
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I am very worried congratulating you. My knees are shaking, I'm lost in the keyboard, so I’ll be brief: be persistent in achieving desires.
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I want to wish you truly royal organizational skills so that the hardworking and resourceful Gray Wolf does all the work, and all the treasured apples go to you.
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Sharing with others is good for karma. So let's divide everything equally today: your gifts, birthday sweets and the attention of friends. Just an agreement: I’m half that more!
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I want to live without pills,
About ten five year olds,
Then on fruits and kefir
Another ten years and four.
Never get sick anymore
Overcome the hundredth year too!
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May all your wishes come true on your holiday: modest and most daring! And let them all leave only pleasant memories of themselves, so that a year later, on their next birthday, they do not have to blush, remembering them!
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Let the soul warm
Success and happiness all the time!
And let it burden you
Just a load of cash in your pockets!
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Well, as a baby, have you woken up, opened your eyes, waved your handles? Well done, it means you can start a new day, and today it’s joyfully special for you - Happy Birthday! Have a nice and long life!
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I wish you great health,
So that the breast does not hang with a rag.
And cunnilingus once a week,
Someone would do you.
And in the early morning at dawn
When there is no strength to wake up,
Whatever the alarm be damned
And wild sex woke you up
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I wish you all the best for your birthday: a mountain of diamonds, a seething river of love, a whole sea of pleasure, a blossoming valley of happiness, and children - a football team.
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Happy Birthday to you!
I wish you health, joy.
And so you live for many years
No tears, no sorrow, no troubles!
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We wish you:
In work - speed,
In health - vigor,
In happiness - eternity
In life - infinity.
From the sun - heat
From people - good,
From husband - tenderness,
From friends - love and fidelity
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Let every new day prophesy
Well-being and success ...
And if the husband masturbates at night,
Then let masturbate the coolest!
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Today you will be told many beautiful words, addressed a lot of smiles and amenities! I wish you throughout your new year not to forget how much everyone loves you! And remember that this age will never return and let it be a great year! Happy Birthday!!
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The richest man is the one who has many powerful friends! Here, I wish you to get another good and esteemed friend this year! And he (a) be healthy, good, love, grow! Happy Day!
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Happy Birthday! May there be no place in your happy life for unpleasant surprises, sorrows, and poverty! And let all problems be resolved quickly and unhindered! Happy Birthday!!!
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Let some money run to you
Do not bypass.
Friends are nearby
Let your leisure decorate yours.
Madam luck generously
Give you luck
It will be bright, it will be sweet
Unusual birthday.
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I wish on my birthday
That there was no excitement.
To happiness with the head,
Not an avalanche, but a wave.
More joy and laughter
And in business is always a success.
Pleasures and passions
Peace be in your power.
