Funny birthday greeting to a woman in verse

Congratulating you on this day
We wish you one thing:
To be sad cold shadow
I have not touched your face.

Let there be no failures in deeds,
So that you never know them,
To be the happiest
On this day, this year and always!

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Happy birthday congratulations
We wish you good years,
To live in my home
Like honey pancakes
Was a little white face
And happy with my eyes
So that the sun warms you
So that everything is in time in life!

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Such spiritual beauty
It’s not often possible to meet.
We are happy that you are near
What a quivering heart beats!

The eyes are beautiful and sad
They look at us with emotion
And confess on your birthday:
You, dear, we love!

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Happy Birthday
Dim fog to melt in life,
So that money fell from the sky
Go around so that all the countries of the world
Never fool yourself with trifles,
Dreams to become reality
To get along in the most personal,
Always be in excellent health
In my heart so that only love lives
And everyone admired only you!

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Holds her head like a queen
Mysterious light
This woman is the eternal Eve
Lost in the ruins of years.
At the end of the fate of a good one,
As if wearing an astral vow.
These puzzles are necklaces
These secrets of rings and earrings!
This smell is a touch of cinnamon,
These dresses are an unbelievable color,
And in the eyes of an experienced tigress
A predatory reflection of distant victories.
Breathes time easily and carelessly
Caplet from the May gardens milk.
This woman is an eternal thing
And her art is great!
Sorrow and misery
And calls, and litter money.
Primal glow of passion
Under its biofield it burns.
Only lips tighten
Above the farewell strip of land.
What is her age, since he is no more?
What are her years since years have passed?

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You have grown a year today
Don't rush to the mirror with alarm -
You got prettier this year
Have fun and laugh heartily.

Forget the insults and adversities
Smile magically and lightly.
In the heat and cold, rain and bad weather
We wish you luck.

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I wish you a birthday
To know in this life is only pleasure!
To love - the ocean is bottomless!
And the husband is restless in love!
And live in a mansion with a pool,
And if it’s not to work in a museum,
And dangle abroad
Be free like a bird!
And do not forget me!

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Let the birthday turn into a holiday:
Gifts, guests, laughter and refreshments!
This meeting will be remembered for a long time,
Beautiful cake, flickering candles ...

I wish you to be happier than anyone in the world,
On our sunny and joyful planet!
I wish never to be offended
Do not forget to joke and smile!

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Today you are “eighteen”
You can deny it.
Can you click the calendar?
I will stand my ground.
You'll be forever young
Radiant, sweet and happy.
You will be a sister to daughter
For the husband, the schoolgirl is playful.
But don’t think to forget
About what is: family, work.
And then you can play,
After all, there are household chores.

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Tragic women smoke slowly
And languidly swallow wine from a glass.
But you say, "Cigarettes will destroy,"
Pouring a cup of tea to me.
Tragic women in black stockings
Their underwear is a burning red flame.
But you put socks on me:
"It's tragic to freeze like that, dear."

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What to wish you that day
Which was your beginning?
To sadness, sadness shadow
Your face is not darkened

Big love for a century,
And happiness is also the lion's share -
All that man
It is sincerely satisfied.

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Let there be fewer critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in your bag
And less dangerous connections!
Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without trouble flights
And so Abramovich asked for his hands,
And joyful life ups!

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So that the chest, like Irene Ferrari,
And the priest so that like Jay Law
So that men open their mouths
They drove in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown to my feet,
And every day they swore love
And in boutiques to dress
Anyone performed a whim.
So that sex is awesome until dawn,
It used to be always loot,
In Egypt, rest all summer,
And travel to Turkey in the winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
So that men swear in love
(I would like to repeat myself)
In short, everything is hurt!

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Happy birthday to you
I can’t congratulate you.
Attached to the gift
I want to wish you:
Blossom with a red rose
Honor, take care of your health.
Do not reject grooms -
Slowly choose:
So that I don’t drink and walk,
I got a lot of money,
To be beautiful, strong,
He carried you on his hands.
And if for love -
Go for it at once!
Bring yourself children
It will become immediately more fun.
Will you wash, cook, wash,
Dear to please
And every other
Such a female share.
Think, choose -
Clamp on the neck il walk!