Beautiful happy birthday greetings to a funny woman

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Happy Birthday:
Favorite and valuable
Beautiful and tender
Magical, wonderful
Heavenly woman.
Be loved by friends
Always smart in dealing with enemies.
I wish you well
To fill my eyes with fire
So that you are filled with passion
I experienced maternal happiness.
Happy birthday lovely woman
Like an angel descended from heaven.

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Guys live easier
Indian women have no worries.
Let the butt is clearly flatter
And let the stomach be huge.

Cutest monkeys
Must be just a man.
To us, on lovely flaws
All indicate, straight.

So that no one tortures the soul
Heart to shreds so as not to tear,
So that no one can ruin
I wish you:

Let the butt be elastic,
Like peach fruits.
May Europe envy
Seeing, you look like you.

Let the chest stand, as in a barracks
As a night soldier.
Let the hole not be in karma,
Let it be five carats on the fingers.

Orange peel
Let torment others.
On the table, let the caviar
Let more wines dry.

For a better diet
To fitness only in high,
Guys, to be stronger
And in life - an eternal drive!

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What does a woman need?
Yes, in general a little.
With children to be friendly
No traffic jams.

Husbands, so from work
met with flowers.
Gone to care
Tooth problems.

To grow your nails
And the hairstyle was thick.
They could buy everything
And the clothes were worn.

To get more money
Little work
To have sex longer
Lover - from God.

So that the shoes are comfortable
Tights without arrows,
So that the chest is incomparable
And clean plates.

May everything come true
On your birthday
And be lucky
this time for you!

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Today is a holiday, it is only for you
Let everyone congratulate, do not be shy,
Wanting to stay sweet forever
Let everyone recognize how they can:
In love, confession, in happiness and sin
In those passionate thoughts that lie in my heart
All wishes on your birthday
Help warm the soul with joy.

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Happy birthday congratulations
And with all our heart we wish:
To be a hundred years old beloved
And forget all the sorrows.
Be healthy young
And an attentive wife,
Good daughter always
And for many years
Mother exemplary
And a faithful friend!

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Feminine happiness and family joy,
I wish you a birthday
Less sadness, less muck
May fate bring on the way.
I want to be a steel woman
To make you happy
And love will serve as the reward
At which evil dies completely.
Do not blame and forget the moments
When the heavens turned away
Celebrating a holiday, a birthday,
Know that you are my love.

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Crash on a birthday party
Arrange a mass parade,
Raise the bar for everyone,
And tell about your talent.
How are you dodgy
Submissive woman with a dream
Sometimes you are agile
Men are not easy with you.
You are an angel, rushed to us from heaven
How Eve brought life to everyone
Abused men
But for others, love bore.

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Oh woman, we congratulate you
We wish you love, health and dreams
After all, without her, there’s no way to live now,
A scientist without a dream is a fool.
A dream of fantasy breeds
And brings something new
I wish a woman to dream
Dreams come true soon.
I wish you desires
You will execute them, I know
Desires help you live
Strive for happiness, do not push,
And cherish the thirst for life.

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Your birthday has come
Your dream come true
This holiday is for fun
He is only for you.
You are a wonderful woman
Award for men
To fall in love with you
There are many reasons.
Beautiful is like a goddess
Pretty like spring
Congratulations to our miracle,
Happy Birthday.

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Everything to the bottom with wine glasses.
Let the halls flicker brightly.
Candles, cake, flowers bouquet -
Today is a festive banquet!

We wish a birthday
Dreams of color, from the happiness of singing,
Long days and dark nights.
Let everything be as you want.

Fragrant roses basket,
Dresses in fashion stores.
To sellers with a smile
They gave everything at a discount!

Be beautiful and desirable
Like a “flight attendant Jeanne,”
May always be in your romance
Will sing about Provence!

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Balls, flowers, gifts, congratulations!
A beautiful woman has beautiful words.
We wish you on this birthday
To make you dizzy.

Spun with love and luck
From happiness and desire to just live.
And sparks in the eyes - but how else?
You can bewitch them all.

You are smiling - and the world around is getting brighter.
You laugh - ice is melting in Antarctica.
And the world around blossoms and turns green.
You were born - and be lucky!

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What can you wish a successful lady?
To be beautiful is as beautiful as a flower.
Beloved to be - but let's say, between us,
You swim in love like a breeze in the sea.

Finance? You have enough.
Friends - they are always nearby.
And if too bad - they help,
And if it’s good, it’s easy for them.

What else do you wish on your birthday?
Health - to last up to a hundred years!
In business, we wish you luck
And happiness quickly reveal the secret.

May all your wishes come true
Let life go without your black stripe.
Let there be meetings, not parting.
And your angel will not let you down!

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You, birthday, now
Fresh, beautiful, young,
How many, many years ago
And so is all of us dear.
Congratulate you today
And wish you luck
Health, vigor always
And the “freaky” mood!
May the angel protect your life
Let trouble not know you at all
Let the bad run away from you
Good luck, happiness - catch up!

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I want to look - it’s just awesome
Be the best on the planet
So that for one your tender look
Threw a million to the wind!
I wish to admire the beauty
Without any creams, masks, gels ...
In short, just to be like that
What YOU really are!

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Let's celebrate your birthday
With a smile of happiness on my face
We don’t notice problems at all,
We turned them at the "end".
Your eyes are breaking thoughts
The figure selects speech
Thy soul is as pure as heaven
On the cake awaiting candles.
They waited for a breath
From your tender, sweet lips
I wish you a happy birthday
And I pray to you for God.

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Happy birthday to the goddess!
I wish you forever to shine forever,
With my bright, golden-headed soul
Relatives and friends to cover more often.
Do not know you bitterness and old age insidious,
Be healthy, tender and beloved,
But the main thing is your glorious birthday,
In the circle of your favorite year after year to spend.

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Only you are one beautiful woman
Your birthday is so different
You can be sad and have fun,
Even who does not drink, can write here.
Sadness to remove from the face and snuggle up to you,
Give a gentle kiss for the holiday,
There is only one woman for me
And I’m ready to love you forever.

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If happiness overtakes - take it,
Do not turn from him, do not run
If you know what love means
That joy will be with you.
Birthday doesn't matter
This holiday is big for you
Add one go, I do not wish
Like the first to mark the anniversary.
If you want gifts,
Get flowers from your loved ones
Smile and give joy
Without scattering on "show off".

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You are at the center today: no doubt
The happiest in the world -
After all, today is your birthday
So let the sun shine brighter
And everywhere, smiling at people
You will make them a little happy ...
Today we will be with you too
Drink beer, snack okroshka,
Telling you a lot of compliments
And wish for everything, everything in the world!
Let such solemn moments
Your children give you more.
Let the years not grow old - only paint
In the mirror face display.
May your path be safe in everything
Bright, kind angel. Happy Birthday!

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I wish in the female plan to become richer,
And perceive all problems differently,
Keep out depression and stress
This is an infection and mental illness.
Live beautifully and walk young
You be welcome for the masculine
Let the boys surround you with care
You will feel what freedom means.
When the shine of Love is around you,
And there is no place for words and feelings of pain.

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Look, beauty!
What kind of grace? Gait?
Every year you are more beautiful
Dream come true!

A year goes by, you're younger
And the next one too.
What will happen in five?
Will we give it to kindergarten?

This is a joke, you know.
There is no limit to beauty.
You bloom and be all the more beautiful
Our joy and hope!

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Beloved’s birthday, I remember now,
And for a beautiful woman I was preparing, this time,
Where love, smile, joy there always come you
By applying sweetness to lips, making dreams come true.
The sun will come out from behind the clouds, it will burn like fire
If only you dear, just look at you,
My landmark in life, a guiding star,
Happy birthday I congratulate you with all my heart.

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This is such a masculine nature
If the beauty is following the figure,
If he knows how to cook borsch,
If in bed from passion squeals,

There will always be a girl not alone
Will be a lover or wife.
Well, because we want to wish
So that you learn to scream wildly

For cooking to get high
Well, cleaning added drive,
To have enough patience for a diet
And with the men ... of course luck !!

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I congratulate you heartily
And I wish to live blithely!
Do not be sad and not hurt
All for joy to have:
Home, family, car, cottage,
Stash money in reserve
To ride, watch the world,
Get younger, not get old!
To everything for the positive,
To always live beautifully!
So that dreams come true all
A lot of joy to you!

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Happy Birthday
Dim fog to melt in life,
So that money fell from the sky
Go around so that all the countries of the world
Never fool yourself with trifles,
Dreams to become reality
To get along in the most personal,
Always be in excellent health
In my heart so that only love lives
And everyone admired only you!

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Holds her head like a queen
Mysterious light
This woman is the eternal Eve
Lost in the ruins of years.
At the end of the fate of a good one,
As if wearing an astral vow.
These puzzles are necklaces
These secrets of rings and earrings!
This smell is a touch of cinnamon,
These dresses are an unbelievable color,
And in the eyes of an experienced tigress
A predatory reflection of distant victories.
Breathes time easily and carelessly
Caplet from the May gardens milk.
This woman is an eternal thing
And her art is great!
Sorrow and misery
And calls, and litter money.
Primal glow of passion
Under its biofield it burns.
Only lips tighten
Above the farewell strip of land.
What is her age, since he is no more?
What are her years since years have passed?

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I wish you a birthday
To know in this life is only pleasure!
To love - the ocean is bottomless!
And the husband is restless in love!
And live in a mansion with a pool,
And if it’s not to work in a museum,
And dangle abroad
Be free like a bird!
And do not forget me!

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Today you are “eighteen”
You can deny it.
Can you click the calendar?
I will stand my ground.
You'll be forever young
Radiant, sweet and happy.
You will be a sister to daughter
For the husband, the schoolgirl is playful.
But don’t think to forget
About what is: family, work.
And then you can play,
After all, there are household chores.

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Tragic women smoke slowly
And languidly swallow wine from a glass.
But you say, "Cigarettes will destroy,"
Pouring a cup of tea to me.
Tragic women in black stockings
Their underwear is a burning red flame.
But you put socks on me:
"It's tragic to freeze like that, dear."

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Let there be fewer critical days,
And more - cloudless, passionate!
Let the money be in your bag
And less dangerous connections!
Hope, health, good luck and strength,
Love - without trouble flights
And so Abramovich asked for his hands,
And joyful life ups!

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Happy birthday, jokes
For you and without sedition
No frills or reason
Congratulations, there is an initiative!
It's many, many years
Your life without wrinkles
Without passionate afflictions,
Without terrible adventures
Without the husband leaving
And found a lover.
Without running away
Your happiness and luck
Without life in life
There was money, here is the challenge!

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Catch everything from life
What is bestowed by fate
A car, money and a ring,
And be that dream!
In reality, bring to life!
Monaco, city of Nitsa,
And get more sex,
Shoot eyes in faces.
Love, sparkle, yes smile!
From this second, as a countdown,
Shine on your birthday
Bliss like flying!

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It's nice to be a girl in a pink coat
Not pink, but not that!
It's nice to be a woman in a mink coat
It is possible not in a mink, but not that!
It’s good to be a lady in your own car,
You can on the bus, but not that!
Well, a salary of a thousand commercials a hundred,
Four can be, but not that!
So ... (name) honey, we drink to
So that in your life there would be only THAT !!!

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So that the chest, like Irene Ferrari,
And the priest so that like Jen Lo.
So that men open their mouths
They drove in cool cars.
So that all the flowers are thrown to my feet,
And every day they swore love
And in boutiques to dress
Anyone performed a whim.
So that sex is awesome until dawn,
It used to be always loot,
In Egypt, rest all summer,
And travel to Turkey in the winter.
In Ibiza to hang out
So that men swear in love
(I would like to repeat myself)
In short, to all be magical!

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I did not have time to wash
I did not have time to shave!
I really didn’t have time to get dressed!
Finish a bunch of different things!
I did not have time to buy a gift,
Arrive at the party on time!
Accept by what I am
I will drink, I will eat.
I'm really sorry
I ... did not buy a gift.
I was in such a hurry, I was flying so
What ... even this did not have time.
Let me just hug you
And kiss from the heart.

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Be you carefree and careless
FIG daily business!
So that any man gasps when he meets you:
“If she was waiting for me!”
And make up, of course,
Even if you’re going home,
So that any man gasps when he meets you:
“Here is a feminine! Just down! ”
Here is another eternal tip:
Take a glass of alcohol,
So that any man gasps when he meets you:
"Oh, oh, this is a woman, damn it!"

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