Legend has it that if humanity and fauna suddenly die out, bugs and cockroaches will still survive. It seems that these disgusting small insects were created so that a person would spend the best years of his life, etching them from his own apartment.
What did not come up with the industry in order to get rid of these godless vile creatures. Various sprays, crayons, gels, traps, even pest control! But at least once in a lifetime, any owner is faced with a situation where nothing helps. The health of the two-legged inhabitants of the apartment spoils from the sprays; crayons only help to figure out insects on white traces. Traps in general, it seems, were created for the "tick" by a tired inventor just before being fired. And the pest control! Oh, these pest controllers that come in frightening masks, with equipment similar to flamethrowers, and ask the owners to leave the apartment for a few days. And it's still for your money!
For those who are desperate, there is the last method. Magic!
What are the conspiracies from bedbugs in the apartment?
The more people suffer from bed bugs, the more ways to get rid of them find. There are many conspiracies from pests: Slavic, Christian, Simoron. This article highlights the five most common: conspiracy on the road, conspiracy on milk thistle, prayer on the waning moon, conspiracies of Natalya Stepanova and Simoron rituals.
Memo:
How is a conspiracy different from prayer?
Many people confuse these two concepts, which have significant differences.
- Conspiracy It is a powerful verbal form, with its help the forces of the elements and nature are invoked. The conspiracy in its essence is more like a convinced demand of a person who is confident in his power and the power of nature.
- Prayer but it is a request of a humble, pious man, turning to the Lord, saints, the highest Christian forces. The nature of prayer is a deep absorption by the process itself, and its promise is the highest humility in anticipation of a miracle.
Conspiracy from bedbugs on a thread on the road
Our ancestors also used powerful conspiracies from bedbugs. The famous Slavic conspiracy requires the manifestation of remarkable ingenuity in execution. First things first, you need to catch an insect in your own house. Unfortunately, he will have to be killed, but not crushed. Tie the insect to the thread, making sure that it does not slip.
In the early morning, in your opinion suitable for getting rid of evil spirits in the house, go out on the road. Choose the one that is more direct, going far from your home. Holding the free end of the thread in your hand, go to the end of the road, pronouncing the spell all the way:
“A bug, a bug, a palm clap, I’ll tie a thread, I’ll go out onto the road. I’ll go along the road - I’ll lead you along. I’ll go far away, I won’t show the road. I’ll leave it in the distance, drown in the river, dry in the window, plant in foliage. When I go back, the tracks will burn. There is no way to the threshold, no way - do not go. Do not enter through the window, do not gnaw at you a log. Do not get into the chimney, do not get into the passage. As I say - it will be so, greed will destroy you.You leave my house, and so disappear in the distance. My home is strong for you, and the word is many times stronger. Amen. Amen. Amen".
Having reached the end of the road, throw the thread with the bug to the ground, turn around and step back. You can confuse the tracks by choosing a different path, preferably the most deserted.
Do not be afraid to look funny. The origins of this conspiracy lie in antiquity, it is not surprising that its form more closely resembles a children's game. He does not lose effectiveness from this. One of the undoubted advantages of a conspiracy on a thread from bedbugs is independence from the lunar phase and time of year - choose any morning you like.
Thistle plot
An equally effective conspiracy is a plot on dried milk thistle. For this plot, it is important to choose the right time according to the lunar calendar. The waning moon phase and Women's Day (Monday, Wednesday or Friday) are best suited. A bag of milk thistle should be blessed with moonlight for three nights. On the fourth, pour a little milk thistle from a bag into an iron dish and place a special structure in the center.
You will need:
- thin church candle;
- incense with the smell of lavender;
- cinnamon stick;
- dry stalk of wormwood;
- pine needles;
- Red thread.
With the church candle in the center, tie everything else with a red thread around it. You should get an object that looks like a dynamite checker. Strengthen the resulting mixture of oblong objects in a bowl with milk thistle and light a candle. Moving slowly around the house and trying to prevent the candle from extinguishing from sudden movements, read the plot seven times.
“By the power of four herbs, by the power of four forces, I fumigate my house. I bugging bugs, cockroaches, other uninvited guests, blocking their path back. As my conspiracy is accomplished, so will my house get rid of adversity. Amen. Amen. Amen".
The ritual should be repeated once a week until a bag of thistle soaked in moonlight is empty. Then the bugs will disappear.
Prayer for the waning moon
Sometimes prayers are stronger than conspiracies, because people are different and it’s easier for someone to believe in the power of higher forces than in their own power over nature. If the plot didn’t work for you, try to ask the Lord for help with sincere prayer.
“The Lord is all-merciful, that preserves the hearth; hear the voice of the prayer. In the hearth you kept, the bedbugs were invincible. I pray you the lowest - help get rid of them, help protect the family from terrible harm, from creeping and biting creatures, save it! I beseech you, Lord Creator, over every cattle of authority, free your servant (your name) from adversity, and attack this one - into the forest and the field. They will live there, multiply, and they will forget about me and my hearth. I will pray day and night, to ask you for strength, hear me the Lord Almighty, Amen. "
Prayer should be repeated every day, before going to bed and after waking up.
The conspiracies of Natalia Stepanova
The well-known Siberian healer Natalya Stepanova knows a lot about conspiracies against undesirable living creatures in the house.
One of her plots, reminiscent of a famous Native American song, is not much inferior in effectiveness. It should be read on the street at any time.
To do this, you should catch a bug in the house, take it out to the street and burn it, condemning the plot:
«One bug burned out
He ordered the second bug to eat the third,
And the third of the fourth,
The fourth ate the fifth,
And the fifth of the sixth,
The sixth ate the seventh,
And the seventh of the eighth.
The eighth will eat the ninth,
Ninth to tenth.
Tenth will eat grandfather, father,
Mother, brother, godfather, matchmaker,
Sister, daughter-in-law and children.
The whole race will go through a flailing mouth.
Who will break this chain
He will kill the bugs.
Do not hide, do not pile up
Abara, my house!
In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen."
Conspiracies of the Siberian healer from bedbugs require rigorous pronunciation.
Simoron conspiracy
The Simoron conspiracy is suitable for self-confident magicians who relate to life with ease.If you perceive bugs that appeared on the threshold, as a competition for survival and another test of character hardness, this ritual is for you.
The situation itself, in which insecticides did not save the bugs, and the idea of calling people in gas masks at the family council was rejected with indignation, slightly less absurd than the Simoron philosophy. Absurdity to absurdity gives a result, as in mathematics minus minus equal to plus. Therefore, the Simoron ritual has an undeniable advantage in situations where it is impossible to lose heart.
It is carried out with the help of several things:
- knapsacks;
- a long stick or staff;
- a dressing gown or sheepskin coat;
- false mustache or eyebrow pencil;
- pocket mirror.
So, for the ritual you must first keep the secret. Apart from you and the household, no one should know about the upcoming ceremony. It is better that the homeworkers participate in the ritual with you - the more people, the greater the influence on the Matrix.
Prepare for the ritual with all responsibility, but despise the seriousness. Easy foolishness and calm businesslikeness are the best conditions for a simoron.
First, catch bugs or collect their dried remains. At the same time, bring each newcomer to a pocket mirror and sentence:
“Just look at what you look like! No skin, no bones, but you’ll scream at ours! Do not be in the house of man! And if you can’t find a way from home, I’ll show you! ”
So imagine you are Moses. You have a sheepskin coat (bathrobe, nightie), a staff (a curtain stick, a broom, an umbrella), a bag (a shoe bag, a vacuum cleaner bag, a grocery bag) and a mustache (draw with a pencil). The more ridiculous you look - the more likely the magic will work!
If you perform a ritual with your family, dress them like poor Jews. That is, in a pajamas one size smaller, all stained with juice, last year’s Santa Claus costume. Or just wrap the floral sheets on them and hand them down the pipe from the vacuum cleaner.
Make a circle of pilgrimage around the room, singing any mantra, folk song or motive that came to your mind first. Stop at the door and with a picture gesture tap the “staff” on the floor (trying not to wake the neighbors) and spread your arms to the side. Silently open the doors and stretch your arms forward with the phrase:
"And Moses came to the sea, and Moses spread his hands, and the waters of the sea parted, and Moses said: dear bugs, disappear, please, be kind, do not return from our house, there’s nothing more to find for you!"
In chorus (or just very loudly) shout: "AMEN! " And solemnly close the door.
It is necessary to wait for the reaction of the Universe proceeding from the number 27. In Simoron philosophy, time is not measured in minutes, hours, days, years. It is measured by a single Universal number 27. It can be 27 anything: 27 days, 27 bugs killed by a slipper, 27 trips on a trolley bus, 27 eaten cookies. One universe knows the magic number variable, and you should be patient, or better yet, forget about the ritual. Then the plot will definitely work!
Will conspiracies from bedbugs help?
The foundation of any magic is faith. Into yourself, your powers and the powers of nature, the Holy Spirit. A person who uses magic is stronger than obeying circumstances. Good luck itself brings him what is necessary, and evil runs away from such a person.
It should be remembered that conspiracies are not an absolute solution to the problem. You should resort to them only in case of emergency, when no household means have helped. And after the ritual also should not give up and continue the fight against pests by any means available.
